this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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