She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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