Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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