Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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