Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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