dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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