You're so nebulous sometimes
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
