I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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