Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
