im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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