Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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