Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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