We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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