im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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