saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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