It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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