Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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