Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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