mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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