I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
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