dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
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