I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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