i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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