Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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