I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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