i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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