Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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