Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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