is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
