this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
did i just pee glitter
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