What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
i now understand why vodka
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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