Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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