I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Randomize
