I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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