Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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