two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
