that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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