I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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