Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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