What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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