On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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