I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
my poor anus
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
and you fell through a lawn chair
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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