If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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