He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I can feel your judgement through the phone
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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