Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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