Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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