I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
