I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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