I have demons in me.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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