Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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